π The Ancient Pixel Lore of BYX: Once upon a time… someone dated a terrible person. And instead of crying, they turned them into a monster. That idea became a meme. That meme became a project. That project became BYX.
Summon a cursed retro-console creature modeled after the one who played youβ¦
π₯ BURN YOUR EX π₯
Summon a cursed retro-console creature modeled after the one who played you...
- Install MetaMask app from App Store/Play Store
- Open MetaMask app
- Tap browser icon (π)
- Visit: byxart.lol
- Connect wallet and mint!
Address: -
Network: -
Balance: - MATIC
πΈ Upload Their Photo
Click to select an image of your ex
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Your monster awaits...
Mint to reveal on OpenSea!
Type: Chaos Demon
Mint to see your monster on OpenSea!
Welcome to BYX β the worldβs first pixel-revenge portrait generator, powered by dark humor and questionable life choices. Upload their photo and watch our forge distort them into a cracked-skin, glowing-eyed abomination straight from a haunted 8-bit cartridge. Roast them. Mint them. Immortalize the chaos and have a laugh.
Your NFT Queries Answered
Explore the answers to common questions about navigating the NFT landscape with BYX.
Can my ex sue me?
No, unless her dad is a lawyer… The final image looks like a cursed cartoon goblin, not a human.
No one will be able to recognize them except you… and maybe Satan…
Do you keep the original photo?
Nope. We delete it instantly like a toxic text message..
Can I upload celebrities, nudes or children?
No. Donβt get us sued! Especially avoid Taylor Swift. She will win… She knows the lawyer from question 1…
Is this bullying?
If they were nice to you, you wouldnβt be here.
What if I still love my ex?
Then mint your both images, put them in a frame with a message ‘Happily ever after and beyond, like really beyond the living realm…’
3433 SUPPLY ONLY
Once itβs sold out, itβs over. Just like your relationship.
First 100 mints: 38 MATIC, then 123 MATIC!
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BYX turns your ex, or boss, into a cosmic curse faster than karma catches up
Upload a face photo of your ex or that micromanaging troll boss, no nudes or celebs allowed. The universal cosmic connection randomly roasts them with traits like fangs, tentacle hair, or goblin vibes, creating a unique cursed creature. Mint it on Polygon for 123 MATIC, owning your pixelated vengeance forever while deleting the original pic instantly for privacy.
Random roasts via universal cosmic connection: no choices, just chaotic hilarity
Ditch the prompts, let the cosmos decide the roast intensity with random traits like demon horns, blood tears, or rotting crowns. It’s cathartic therapy in 8-bit style, turning heartbreak or office hell into hilarious art. Perfect for exes or bosses, boosting your ‘team star XP’ while ensuring the final NFT is a parody masterpiece, not a legal headache..
Roadmap: immortalize the vengeance, then make the whole internet stare at it
Launch on OpenSea and let the chaos begin. Share your freshly-minted demon on socials for maximum public exp up points, order a mug so you can sip coffee while gazing at their cursed face every morning, or rock a limited tee with the creature plastered on the back screaming βI survived that thingβ¦β β revenge via humor has never been so intenslye sweet.
Limited to 3433 NFTs, because even cosmic roasts have a sell-out prophecy
With only 3433 spots available, BYX ensures your roasted target joins an exclusive blockchain coven of symbolic burn victims. Once sold out, it’s eternal, just like grudges. Built on Polygon for cheap, fast mints with no gas wars, plus 6.9-10% royalties to keep the cosmic laughs (and funds) flowing in for creators and collectors who crave immortalized pettiness.
